One Bad Apple

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Charlie on 10-05-2008

  • You are chatting with Wanda, an Apple Expert
  • Hi, my name is Wanda. Welcome to Apple!
  • Wanda: Good evening.
  • You: Hi, Wanda! I just purchased a family pack for Iwork 08. Unfortunately, my serial number was not assigned to me, and I’d REALLY like to unlock this demo. Any chance I might be assigned a temporary serial until my product arrives in the mail?
  • Wanda: You can cancel your order and I can send you the link to order the s/n online.
  • You: Well, I would like to have the family pack because I bought the family pack of Leopard and i think it makes sense to have both, yeah?
  • Wanda: Oh - I see. You are getting the family pack.
  • Wanda: You will have to wait for the serial numbers to arrive.
  • You: Yes, my order number is W37883893 I realize I’ll need to wait on that package to arrive, however, I am in the process of writing tonight. I even drove out to a remote location to focus on my writing tonight :) So is there any way to get a serial number tonight without paying extra?
  • Wanda: Unfortunately, there is not. If you have used the 30 day trial, it cannot be extended.
  • You: Okay. Then, can I purchase a serial number online from the trial window, and then surrender that serial in exchange for a refund when my product arrives in the mail a few days from now?
  • Wanda: No - it doesn’t work like that. You can buy the s/n for a single license, but if you want to install on up to 5 computers at home, you still need the family pack.
  • You: Well, that is exactly what I’m asking - I’ve bought the family pack, and will use it on the two computers I have now…when it arrives in the mail.
  • You: But if I buy a SN tonight to unlock the trial, can I surrender THAT SN later when my product arrives in the mail?
  • Wanda: Right, but the only way to get a s/n tonight is to buy a single license s/n.
  • Wanda: You cannot return it once it is bought.
  • You: Hm. I guess I’ll download a free word processor then.
  • Wanda: Is there anything else I can help you with?
  • You: Would you mind cancelling order number W37883893 ?
  • Wanda: You can log into your Apple ID and cancel your order.
  • You: Apparently I can’t do that. It says my items have been prepared for shipping and I cannot cancel the order.
  • Wanda: Then the order cannot be cancelled.
  • You: So is there ANYTHING you can help me with tonight?
  • Wanda: I can sell you a single license s/n to use tonight.
  • You: I’m sure you can. Good night.

Billy Joe Shaver Visits Lubbock, Texas

Filed Under (Uncategorized, music) by Charlie on 24-04-2008

The Llano Estacado is a land of missed opportunity.  Had Coronado not been so hell-bent on getting rich quick, he would have discovered a land rich with agricultural potential.  Had he dug a few holes he might have even struck oil.   But his quick survey of the surface only revealed “endless plains.”  Five hundred years later, Buckminster Fuller would unwittingly sum up the Coronado expedition’s blind oversight when he stated, “pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we’ve been ignorant of their value.”

Art imitates life; we have a tendency to gravitate toward every new face to hit the screen, every new voice to float across the airwaves. We quickly forget the sounds and images we loved as early as a year ago.  We’re a bit lazy in that regard - we wait for the machine to feed us, rather than feeding ourselves.

<p>Billy Joe Shaver At Bash\'s 2</p>

As such, we allow great resources to disperse because we are ignorant of their value - illustrated succinctly by the painfully small group of people who made time on a Thursday night in late April to listen to the music of Billy Joe Shaver during his visit to Bash’s 2 in the Lubbock, Texas Depot District.

Billy played one timeless classic after another to the good people who had gathered to look beneath the surface of a weathered old man into a heart rich with creativity.  The room was quiet not for a lack of patrons but for honest respect as Billy offered countless insights from the years he’s walked this often excruciatingly dry earth.

It’s easy to understand how one might have missed hearing about Billy Joe’s April appearance in Lubbock; after all, many local music fans were simply too partied-out from the previous evening’s performance by pop-rockers Three Doors Down to consider going out for a second night in a row.  Nonetheless, it seems an injustice to miss the soulful harvest of an evening with this hero of a vanishing breed.

The Llano Estecado is rich with resources to those who see beyond the endless plains.  Those not diligent to seek below the surface will seldom see the sparkle of a gem like Billy Joe Shaver in their lifetime, barring a fortuitous encounter on a warm spring evening in Texas.  In fields of quality entertainment, fortune favors the prepared.

Words To Live By

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Charlie on 18-04-2008

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. — Thomas Jefferson

Site5

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Charlie on 17-03-2008

Gentlemen,

My websites have been down for over four hours. However, when I visit www.site5.com I see that your website is up.

How do you expect me to take your company seriously? Do you have any good reason why I should continue to host with Site5 when you clearly demonstrate more concern with keeping your own website up than those of your customers?

You did a fine job of bringing my business in the front door with your well-designed site and intuitive management tools. However, the constant downtime and performance issues will send my business out the back door, desperately in search of a host that can provide their customers with the same level of service that you provide for your own www.site5.com sales site.

Please, give me a reason to continue to host with you.

Charlie

What Happens When You Put A Flash Drive In The Laundry Basket

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Charlie on 11-03-2008

Ever wonder what happens to your data when you leave your Sandisk Cruzer Micro 4.0 GB in the pocket of your jeans, running it through forty minutes of flooding in the washer, and another hour in the dryer set on the highest temperature possible?

Absolutely nothing, apparently.

8th Grade Art Class

Filed Under (funny, narcissism) by Charlie on 08-02-2008

If you are the guy who picked me up and hung me on a coat hanger in Ms. Booth’s art class in 8th grade, I just wanted you to know that I forgive you. I’m finally over it.

Wartime

Filed Under (My Photography) by Charlie on 08-10-2007

Red Raiders

It’s Ready When I Say It’s Ready

Filed Under (My Photography) by Charlie on 10-09-2007

Chuck Wagon Cook

Here’s a contestant in the Chuck Wagon Cookoff held during the 2007 National Cowboy Symposium in Lubbock, Texas.

Electrical Interference

Filed Under (My Photography) by Charlie on 07-09-2007

Electrical Interference

She’s Just A Little Bit Shy

Filed Under (My Photography) by Charlie on 03-09-2007

She's Just A Little Bit Shy

Preston Wait, fiddle player extraordinaire, lays the charm on lovely Jill.